Top 10 Things That Will Happen When You Give a Child a Bath
- He will have a diaper disaster.
- He will get really thirsty and need a big drink of Mommy’s iced tea. Most of it will end up on his brand new, ready-for-a-photo-session shirt.
- It will rain and the dog will need to go outside to use the restroom. The dog will then come and wipe her paws on the aforementioned boy’s second clean shirt of the day.
- He will use his freshly washed hair for a napkin at dinnertime.
- He will decide that it’s fun to shower in sand from his sandbox.
- Oooh looky! The dog is rolling in something in the yard. That looks fun… Yeah, you know where this one is going.
- He decides to give himself another bath in the dog’s water bowl.
- Uh oh, up comes lunch. Where is clean shirt number three and who is going to draw another bath?
- “Don’t shake that ketchup bottle!” – Too late! Sigh.
- What’s that all over that child? Oh, never mind! Forget another bath… where’s the water hose?
Shannon
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